EYE

LUV

U

THE FILM

that possed

ME TO KILL

your pet snake

B L O O D

A GREAT PUBLICATION

FURSEX

NAOMI FOR NICK KNIGHT

SHE

RIDES

SLIT

THE FUCKER

WHAT A MOUTHFUL...

US.

by

NICK KNIGHT

for

i-D

What the hell...

has happened to my last blog? Yet again, my blog-slug has become

tired and lonesome and decided to wrap itself in a condom and jump

into the dirty depths of thames, blissfully.

Ah, you caught me red handed, it was really yours truely who wrapped

the son of a bastard up and nudged him in the right direction....

It's okay though, this is no time for dramatic ends - I think it's obvious

I'm an anti-blogging blogger with no enough time on my hands... I'm not

that kind of nerd - I'm the one who sluggs tower-high bacon butties

down my gullet in the corner, endless spots and a black-hearted bulge -

they call it a belly? HA! - don't make it chuckle.

Ok, and last message - I hate you all. You Nazis. <3